Your dog didn’t choose the chaotic life — but they are here for the snacks. Introducing the Dead Man’s Club dog bandana, perfect for pups who live with emotionally crumbling humans but still demand walkies and peanut butter. Whether your human is spiraling, sobbing, or simply contemplating their life choices over cold brew, your dog will be looking fabulous and functional with this emergency alert system. "My Human’s in a Spiral – Send Treats" Because even if your soul is dying, your dog still needs biscuits.
💀 Why You (and your dog) Need This: Adds humor to your dog’s wardrobe while silently screaming for help. Makes your burnout aesthetic — now in pet accessory form. Perfect for dog parks, vet visits, or awkward family holidays.
🧠 Bonus: Wearing this bandana increases the chance of your dog receiving unsolicited belly rubs and sympathy snacks. No promises for you though.
🛒 Part of the Dead Man’s Club collection
🎁 See more burnout merch for the barely-alive at https://fivefoldcreative.etsy.com.
Product features
- 100% polyester fabric for durability and quick drying.
- Vibrant all-over print for a stylish look.
- Hemmed edges for long-lasting wear.
- Available in two sizes for different breeds.
- One-sided print with a sewn-in label for added quality.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
| |
20" × 10" |
27" × 13" |
| Length, in |
20.00 |
27.00 |
| Width, in |
9.75 |
13.00 |
