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Madame Bones Tote Bag / Survived Labor, Died in the Carpool Line | Funny Mom Life Skeleton Bag

Madame Bones Tote Bag / Survived Labor, Died in the Carpool Line | Funny Mom Life Skeleton Bag

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Meet your new favorite tote: equal parts hilarious and relatable. The “Madame Bones” tote bag says it all – you survived the hardest parts of motherhood, only to meet your end in the dreaded carpool line.

Perfect for moms with a sense of humor and a lot of caffeine. This high-quality tote features a spooky-cute skeleton mom holding her well-earned coffee in the carpool lane. Whether you're toting snacks, school papers, or your last shred of sanity, this bag's got you covered. Makes a great gift for exhausted moms, Halloween lovers, or anyone who’s ever idled too long in a school pickup zone.

Product features - 100% polyester body for strength and durability. - Reinforced stitching on handles for added security. - Boxed corners for extra room and stability. - Available in three sizes to suit various needs. - Five color handle options to match your style.

Care instructions - Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.

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