Welcome to the Madame Bones Jiu-Jitsu Club – where we roll hard and rest in peace. This hilarious hoodie features a skeleton with a hair bun, reminding you why you don’t wash away the knowledge. Perfect for BJJ lovers, grapplers, gym rats, and anyone who’s ever questioned washing their belt.
👉 Front Text Reads: "My professor told me not to wash my belt. Now I’m dead from staph." Why You’ll Love It:
🖤 Dark humor meets martial arts culture
🧼 Clean look for the unclean truth ☠️ Unisex heavy blend for everyday comfort
🎁 Great gift for BJJ friends who don’t take life (or death) too seriously
Product features - Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth and convenience. - Adjustable drawstring hood for a perfect fit. - Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances aesthetic appeal. - Made from a durable 50/50 cotton-polyester blend for comfort and resilience. - Ethically produced with low environmental impact dyes.
Care instructions - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
