"My professor told me not to wash my belt. Now I’m dead from staph." The wise words of Madame Bones — a gentle reminder that hygiene matters in Jiu-Jitsu, and death by infection isn’t the flex you think it is. Perfect for women who roll, compete, or simply refuse to train with that one guy who still smells like 2019. Funny, bold, and a little too real.
Features: Bold black-line skeleton graphic with a top knot & gi
Classic “Madame Bones Jiu-Jitsu Club” branding
Soft, breathable cotton – perfect for off-the-mat sarcasm
Great conversation starter at tournaments, open mats, or laundromats
Makes a killer gift for your favorite female grappler or that friend who always washes their belt twice (just to be safe)
Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel.
Equipped with side seams for enhanced shape retention and structural support.
Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape provide excellent stability and comfort.
Tear-away label to minimize skin irritations, ensuring all-day wearability.
Produced sustainably, certified by Fair Labor Association and WRAP, supporting ethical manufacturing.
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
