Survived childbirth, sleepless nights, and stepping on LEGOs… but the carpool line? That was the final straw.
☕💀 This hilariously dark mom tee features Madame Bones — the patron saint of caffeine, patience, and barely-holding-it-together school drop-offs. A must-have for every mom who’s ever questioned her life choices with one hand on the steering wheel and the other on a lukewarm coffee. Perfect for parent pickup, PTA sarcasm, and Target runs where you need to silently scream in style.
Product features
- Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for breathability and comfort.
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape for a polished look.
- Side seams provide structural support and maintain garment shape.
- Tear-away label minimizes skin irritation for added comfort. - Sustainably manufactured in humane conditions, supporting fair labor practices.
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
