I Said I Trained Jiu-Jitsu Drawstring Bag / Funny Skeleton Martial Arts Satire

Some people carry gym gear. Others carry emotional damage from bad conversations. 💀🥋 This drawstring bag is perfect for the grappler who’s heard it all — especially the line: “My 9-year-old nephew is a black belt in karate.” Featuring a dramatically unbothered skeleton in full BJJ gi, this bag is part sarcasm, part therapy, and 100% hilarious. Use it to carry your belt, rash guard, snacks, or your will to live post-open mat.

Product features - 100% durable polyester fabric that retains shape and dries quickly. - Equipped with metal grommets and drawcords for secure closure. - Spacious design allows for ample storage of items. - Fully lined with black sheeting for a polished look. - Includes a small zipper pocket inside for keeping smaller items secure.

Care instructions - Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.