Celebrate longevity with a heavy dose of sarcasm. This dark humor greeting card features a smug skeleton and the brutally honest message: "Congratulations! You’ve outlived everyone who deserved to be here." Perfect for birthdays, retirements, or anyone with a morbid sense of humor and zero tolerance for sentimentality. Whether you're cheering on a friend’s resilience or just roasting them for sticking around too long, this card gets the job done—with style, sass, and skeletons. Brighten someone's day with our delightful greeting cards! Perfect for any occasion, these vibrant cards bring joy and a personal touch to your heartfelt messages. With their quirky designs and matte finish, they exude a fun yet sophisticated vibe, making them a great fit for birthdays, holidays, or just to say 'hello'. Ideal for friends who appreciate humor and creativity, these cards are sure to make anyone smile. Celebrate life's moments—big and small—with a unique twist!
Product features - Includes matching white envelopes for convenience. - Matte finish for a luxurious feel and easy writing. - Standard size: 4.25" x 5.5" (10.8 x 13.9 cm), perfect for mailing.
Care instructions - Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the card outwards.
