Welcome to the Dead Man’s Club — where bad hygiene meets bad luck. This hilarious Jiu-Jitsu tee features a skeleton rocking a gi with visible green staph marks (oops), all topped with the most infamous grappling quote of all time: “My professor told me not to wash my belt. Now I’m dead from staph.” A must-have for every BJJ player with a sense of humor and a respect for the wash cycle. Whether you're repping your gym or just love rolling and roasting, this shirt delivers.
🎯 Best For: BJJ players with a dark sense of humor Grapplers who know the dangers of staph Gym friends, instructors, tournament crew Unique gifts for martial artists
Product features - Available in sizes S to 4XL to fit every body type. - Constructed with durable double-needle stitching for longevity. - Seamless design reduces fabric waste and offers a clean look. - Garment-dyed for a unique, soft finish and comfortable texture. - Made from 100% US ring-spun cotton for premium comfort.
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
