Hydrate like you survived staph — or didn’t. This vacuum-insulated stainless steel water bottle features the hilarious “Dead Man’s Jiu-Jitsu Club” design, starring a skeleton in a gi with green bacteria splotches and the infamous warning: "My professor told me not to wash my belt. Now I’m dead from staph." Perfect for Jiu-Jitsu addicts, gym rats, or that one teammate who still doesn’t wash their gear.
🔥 Why You’ll Love It:
☠️ Dark BJJ humor on the go
💦 Perfect for open mats, tournaments, or your next lecture on hygiene
🧴 Keeps water cold while the jokes stay hot
🎁 Great gift for grapplers, instructors, and sarcastic gym buddies
Product features
- Durable stainless steel construction with copper insulation for maximum temperature retention.
- No condensation on the outside, keeping hands and bags dry.
- Spill-resistant lid with a durable stainless steel hand loop for easy carrying.
- Wide opening for convenient filling and pouring, perfect for adding ice cubes.
- Powder-coat finish offers scratch and fade resistance, ensuring long-lasting use.
Care instructions - Hand wash only
