⚓️ Dead Man’s Boating Club – Lake Norman Division Where the beer’s cold, the vibes are skeletal, and nobody’s really steering anymore.
This darkly funny tank top is perfect for those who spend their lake days somewhere between laid back and literally dead inside. Featuring a vintage-style skeleton captain raising a can at the wheel, this shirt is a must-have for boat dads, lake rats, and anyone who’s earned their honorary spot in the afterlife flotilla.
🖤 PRODUCT DETAILS
Bella+Canvas 3480 Unisex Jersey Tank
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (solid colors)
Lightweight, breathable, and perfect for summer
Front print: Dead Man’s Boating Club – Lake Norman Division
Unisex sizing (true to size)
Great for men, women, or ghosts
Available in black (others optional)
🎯 PERFECT FOR
Lake Norman locals and weekend warriors
Boating buddies with a dark sense of humor
Nautical goths
Summer parties, dock hangs, or ghost ship captains
Funny gifts for boat dads, fishing friends, or “retired” sailors
Product features - Durable side seams for enhanced garment shape - Self fabric bindings for a seamless look - Available in a variety of high-quality cotton blends - Made specifically for adults, ensuring a comfortable fit - Lightweight fabric allows for breathable wear in warm weather
Care instructions - Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
