💀 "My professor told me not to wash my belt. Now I’m dead from staph." Because apparently, clean belts wash away your knowledge — and leave behind a bacterial bonus round.
🙃 From the Madame Bones Jiu-Jitsu Club, this insulated tumbler keeps your drinks clean even if your teammates aren’t. Whether you're rolling hard or just dodging skin infections, this bottle has your back (and your immune system). Perfect for sarcastic grapplers, hygiene freaks, and anyone who’s side-eyed a belt that can walk itself to class.
Product features
- Durable double-wall stainless steel with copper insulation for superior temperature retention.
- No external condensation, keeping your hands and surfaces dry.
- Spill-resistant lid with a sturdy hand loop for easy carrying.
- Wide mouth design allows for easy filling, pouring, and adding ice.
- Scratch-resistant powder-coat finish ensures durability and longevity.
