Burnt Out Doormat / No One Here Knows What is for Dinner | Funny Welcome Mat for Burnt Out Moms Funny Welcome Doormat

Welcome to the Madame Bones Relaxation Club — where the vibes are dead, and the dinner plans died days ago. This doormat says what every burnt-out adult is too tired to repeat: we don’t know what’s for dinner, and honestly, we’ve stopped pretending. It’s darkly funny, brutally honest, and exactly the energy your home is giving right now. 🖤 Features: A sarcastic salute to survival mode Durable coir top with anti-slip backing Absorbs judgment and dirt at the door Fits right in with the rest of your unhinged decor Product features - Eco-friendly coconut coir fiber material - Anti-slip black vinyl backing for safety - Generous size of 24" × 16" - Durable and ideal for outdoor use - Assembled in the USA from globally sourced components Care instructions - Place your mat in a covered, weather-protected area such as under an overhang, awning or portico. Do not expose to direct sunlight or excessive moisture. Because these mats are made with natural coir fibers, there may be some initial shedding over the first month of use, it can be easily removed by occasionally shaking the mat to get rid of the loose fibers.