Dead Man’s Jiu Jitsu Club – Funny Grappling Merch for the Emotionally Deceased

Tap into your inner skeleton with Dead Man’s Jiu Jitsu Club — a collection of funny, sarcastic merch made for grapplers who train hard, laugh harder, and cry in their car afterward. From brutal roll t-shirts to black belt-level burnout mugs and mats, everything here celebrates the beautiful misery of the grind.

Whether you're a white belt on your fifth identity crisis or a seasoned purple belt wondering why your back sounds like bubble wrap, there's something in this collection for you.

🦴 Funny BJJ T-Shirts
🦴 Burnout Grappler Mugs
🦴 Jiu Jitsu Wrapping Paper
🦴 Dead-inside Gym Accessories

Join the Dead Man’s Club. We’re not OK, and that’s OK.